May 2012
12 posts
Critic Hannen Swaffer once wrote Author Maugham asking him how to pronounce his...
– Time magazine, May 5, 1930
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April 2012
11 posts
Good Beer
Me: Do you want some motrin?
Ben: No, I have something better
Me: whiskey?
Ben: Arrogant Bastard
My roommate has a bunch of books stacked in the cupboard in our room. Nothing’s piled too high, and I’ve never had to worry about something falling on my head.
A minute ago, a something fell from the uppermost shelf to the base of the cupboard, three shelves down. I couldn’t figure out what it was when I first opened the doors, but then I found a little book with what seemed to...
Drunk Ben
Me: Is Watson coming home tonight?
Ben: What?
Me: Is Brett coming home?
Ben: Is anyone coming home?
Me: No, is BRETT coming home.
Ben: Is anyone coming home?
Me: BRETT!
Ben: I mean, is anyone coming home, really?
Me: ...what?
Ben: I don't know the literal translation
“I certainly do have my criticisms of L.A., but at the same time, I like being...
March 2012
7 posts
750 Words →
750 words every day
This is my attempt at getting out of my head and into the world. Being creative again. Learning a little more about myself.
You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It’s easy. Make yourself...
– Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
February 2012
5 posts
1 tag
January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
9 posts
I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really: get busy living, or get busy...
– Watched The Shawshank Redemption for the first time last night.
It might be cool to become a high school calculus teacher.
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mike karnell: You Only Live Once →
mikekarnell:
“You only live once” is a phrase that eats away at my brain. When someone says, “you only live once!” before they do something crazy my only response is, “I FUCKING KNOW. THAT’S WHY I’M CAREFUL AND PARANOID ABOUT GETTING HIT BY TRUCKS BECAUSE I ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT THIS SO STEP AWAY FROM THAT VERY…
November 2011
4 posts
Ugly Renaissance Babies →